

Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.

Guru Pitka

Jane Bullard

Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé

Darren Roanoke

Prudence

Dick Pants

Coach Punch Cherkov

Rajneesh

Jay Kell

Trent Lueders

Guru Tugginmypuddha

Guru Satchabigknoba

Deepak Chopra

Jessica Simpson

Kanye West

Young Pitka

Cinnabon Cashier

EMT

Frat Guy

Bar Patron

Himself

Lillian Roanoke

Sickly Nerd

Dancer

Nerd

Female Reporter

Assistant Coach

Deepak Early 20's

Indian Man

Young Deepak

Referee

EMT

Biker

Uncle Jack

Goal Post Judge

11-Year-Old Girl

11-Year-Old Girl

Sanjay

DJ

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Oprah Winfrey (voice)

Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)

Val Kilmer (uncredited)

Group Dancer

Persian Beauty (uncredited)

Additional Performances (puppeteer)

Director

Screenplay

Producer

Director of Photography

Executive Producer

Producer

Editor

Screenplay

Executive Producer

Editor

Costume Design

Original Music Composer

Production Design

Music Supervisor

Editor

Set Decoration

Production Supervisor

"A" Camera Operator

First Assistant "B" Camera

Script Supervisor

Boom Operator

Property Master

Co-Producer

Art Direction

Seamstress

Makeup Artist

Hairstylist

First Assistant Director

Second Assistant Director

Assistant Chief Lighting Technician

Property Buyer

Casting

Second Assistant "B" Camera

Post Production Supervisor

Choreographer

Unit Production Manager

Video Assist Operator

Property Master

Makeup Designer

Third Assistant Director

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Visual Effects Supervisor

"B" Camera Operator

Boom Operator

Makeup Artist

Associate Producer

Assistant Costume Designer

Production Accountant

Stunt Coordinator

Art Department Coordinator

Production Coordinator

Steadicam Operator

First Assistant Editor

Assistant Costume Designer

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Key Makeup Artist

Supervising Art Director

Location Manager

Key Hair Stylist

Assistant Production Coordinator

Executive Producer

Stunt Coordinator

Sound Mixer

Special Effects Coordinator

Hairstylist

Hairstylist

Dialect Coach

Still Photographer

Chief Lighting Technician

Assistant Location Manager

Associate Producer

First Assistant "A" Camera

Makeup Artist

Casting Associate

Unit Publicist

Sound Editor

Music Editor

Sound Effects Editor

Dialogue Editor

Set Designer

Supervising Sound Editor

Music Editor

Foley Supervisor

Foley Artist

Concept Artist

Graphic Designer

Visual Effects Supervisor

Digital Intermediate Editor

First Assistant Sound Editor

Post Production Coordinator

Digital Colorist

Sound Effects Editor

Foley Mixer

Music Editor

ADR Supervisor

Music Editor

Storyboard Artist

Storyboard Artist

Digital Intermediate Producer

Scenic Artist

Second Unit Director of Photography

Sound Designer

Visual Effects Producer

Foley Artist

Construction Coordinator

Transportation Coordinator

Transportation Captain

Second Unit Director

Casting

Production Intern

Assistant Director