Santiago Segura
Torrente
José Mota
Josito
Javier Gutiérrez
Juan Francisco (as Javi Gutiérrez)
Carlos Latre
Pepito
Tony Leblanc
Tío Mauricio/Abuela
Eduardo García
Torrente niño
Yvonne Sciò
Giannina
Silvia Gambino
Vanessa
Ruth Zanon
Fiorella
Fabio Testi
Montellini Roures
Enrique Villén
Salas
Luis Larrodera
Menéndez (as Luis Roderas)
Martin Czehmester
Coloso
Nicolás Rodríguez-Villar
El de la máscara
Fernando Sáez
Geo 1
Paco Collado
Geo 2
Enrique Sarasola
Policía 1
Mad Crampi
Ninja triste 1
Torbe
Ninja triste 2
Jorge Segura
Geo 3
Jimmy Barnatán
José María
Damián Ramos
Primo Cuco
Orlando Abad
Nelson
Santiago Barullo
Nigeriano
Xavier Deltell
Linares
Jaime Ordóñez
Ordoñez
José María Rubio
Barragán
Pablo Pinedo
Contreras
El Risitas
Robledillo
Richy Castellanos
Camuñas
Juan Miguel Fernández
Vizcarra
Luixy Toledo
Ramírez
José Manuel Moya
Calvo Téllez
Jerónimo Cantero
Calatrava
Regino Arellano
Arellano
José M. Grande
Churriti
Edda Díaz
Señora pasajera
Maite Pastor
Azafata
César Román
Abdul
Héctor Alba
Mahmoud Alnaib
Methieu Fremont
Azafato
Jaime Lacasa
Piloto
Susana Rugama
Muchacha alegre
Briguithe Valderrama
Muchacha alegre
Lucía Lapiedra
Show Girl
Goyito Fernández
Parrondo
María Luisa Osorio
Vecina beata 1
Emiliana Olmedo
Vecina beata 2
Ana María Sobrino
Novia Damian
José Ramón Zabaleta
Mecánico
Hicham Malayo
Salim
Andreu Buenafuente
Dominguero
María Dolores González
Abuela niño Barça
Mario Calvo Gutiérrez
Niño Barça
Bea Morillas
Mujer del dominguero
Cañita Brava
Antoñito
Vanesa Zamora
Chica joven
Carola Baleztena
Araceli
María Jesús Blascerra
Virtudes
Usun Yoon
Masajista 1
Helga Liné
Señorona 1
Habdou Diarra
Orador camerunés
Albert Canil
Ecologista
Fernando Torrente
Cliente
Lee Lorentz
Mister Bush
John Landis
Embajador árabe
Dani Martín
Yonki amigo Josito
Marisa Medina
Manoli
Fofito
Telescópico
Marcos Mundstock
Jefe mercenarios
Carlos Iglesias
Benito
Florentino Fernández
Hombre del lavabo
Mami Quevedo
Guardaespaldas Giannina
Fran Murcia
Guardaespaldas Giannina
Fernando Torres
Fernando Torres
Oliver Stone
Inglés borracho
Iker Casillas
Íker Casillas
José María Gutiérrez
Guti
Iván Helguera
Iván Helguera
Carlos Pumares
Sr. Maqueda
Eduardo Gómez
Hombre del hotel
Santiago Urrialde
Manolito
El Fary
El Fary
Guillermo del Toro
Contacto Giannina (scenes deleted)
Juanma Ortega
Estrella invitada (scenes deleted)
Nicolás Fernández Luna
Estrella invitada (scenes deleted)
Cristina Charro
Meretriz
Matías Prats Jr.
Locutor informativo (voice) (uncredited)
Carmen Ruiz
Prostituta (uncredited)
Manolo Reyes 'Pozí'
(Self)
Santiago Segura
Director
Santiago Segura
Screenplay
Sebastian Uriel Feldman
Location Assistant
Roque Baños
Original Music Composer
José Quetglás
Makeup Artist
Fernanda Cueva
Producer
María Luisa Gutiérrez
Producer
Santiago Segura
Executive Producer
Mapa Pastor
Editor
Blanca Sánchez
Hairdresser
Lala Huete
Costume Design
Mamen Moya
Casting
Raúl Romanillos
Special Effects Manager
Félix Bergés
Visual Effects Supervisor
Eduardo Díaz
Visual Effects
Unax Mendía
Director of Photography
David Acereto
Camera Operator
José Luis Arrizabalaga
Art Direction
Carlos Garrido
Sound Mixer
Sergio Francisco
First Assistant Director
David Guaita
Title Designer
Federico Cueva
Special Effects
Federico Cueva
Second Unit Director
Biaffra
Production Design
José Luis Arrizabalaga
Production Design
Rosa López
Songs
Falele Ygueravide
Second Assistant Director
Bea Morillas
Second Assistant Director
Juan Vicente Riuve
Script Supervisor
Manu Álvarez Rubiano
First Assistant Camera
Luis Fuentes
First Assistant "B" Camera
Eva Aycart
Assistant Camera
Paola Ardizzoni
Still Photographer
Mónica de Pascalis
Still Photographer
Arturo Aldegunde
Steadicam Operator
Piti Redal
First Assistant "C" Camera
José Luis Salomón
First Assistant "D" Camera
Alicia Beladiez
First Assistant "D" Camera
Águeda Balogh
Second Assistant "D" Camera
Peio Villalba
Assistant Set Decoration
Imanol Etxeberria
Property Master
Fernando Zoilo
Head Carpenter
Lierni Izagirre
On Set Props
Curro García
Set Dresser
Lena Mossum
Assistant Costume Designer
Eva Urquiza
Seamstress
María Amaro
Assistant Makeup Artist
Fabio Huete
Boom Operator
Antonio 'Mármol' Rodríguez
Sound Supervisor
Gabriel Gutiérrez
Sound Editor
Nicolás de Poulpiquet
Sound Re-Recording Assistant
Patrick Ghislain
Foley Artist
Julien Naudin
Sound Re-Recording Assistant
Ricardo Rodríguez
Gaffer
José Antonio García Merelo
Electrician
Ramón Muñoz
Electrician
Daniel Guirles
Electrician
Edmundo Sanz
Key Grip
Víctor Poch
Digital Colorist
Yolanda Cáceres
Color Grading
Cristina Nigro
Art Direction
Martín del Rio
Stunt Coordinator
Marcelo Firmano
Stunt Coordinator
Julio Navarro
Special Effects Assistant