

The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

Jesus Christ

Maxine Schreck

Mary Magnum

Father Eustace

Johnny Golgatha

Dr. Praetorious

Gloria Oddbottom

Father Alban

Danny Sabbath

Blind Jimmy Leper

Santos

Narrator

Maggie

Father Avellino

Woman Blessed on the Beach

Beach Vampire #1

Beach Vampire #2

Dancing Angel #1

Dancing Angel #2

Dancing Angel #3

Dancing Angel #4

Dancing Angel #5

The Straight Shooters Waitress

Atheist #1

Atheist #2

Allegro Clerk

Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1

The Screaming Lesbian

The Bishop

The Cop

The Transvestite

Fifi the Dog

God (voice)

Photographer #2

Photographer #3

Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard

The Little Blind Girl

Himself

Virgin Mary

Wresting Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2

The Deaf Lesbian Dog

Worshipper

Worshipper

Hockey Jersey Atheist

Atheist

Lesbian Vampire

Misty Winters

The limo driver

Atheist 1

Atheist #6

Dancer

Pedestrian, Homeless Person

Singer, Musical Scene

Photographer #1

Self

Director

Screenplay

Original Music Composer

Director of Photography

Editor

Music

Music

Producer

Choreographer

Makeup Supervisor

Assistant Makeup Artist

Sound Mixer

Negative Cutter

Still Photographer

Stunts

Stunts

Stunts