Casper Van Dien
Dallas
Natasha Gregson Wagner
Nico
Rod Steiger
Dr. Frederick Van Helsing
Kim Cattrall
Ulrike
Natasha Lyonne
Rachel
Craig Ferguson
Richard
Natalya Andreychenko
Panthia
Robert Pastorelli
The Count
Gabriel Casseus
Time Bomb
Victor Togunde
Soda Pop
Jason Ross-Azikiwe
Pimp
Flex Alexander
Trigger
Udo Kier
Vincent
Cedrick Terrell
Li'l Monster
Boris Lee Krutonog
Concierge
Marco Hofschneider
Hans
Conchata Ferrell
Wanda, Nico's Mother
Brent Briscoe
George, Nico's Stepfather
John Fleck
Trick
Richard Elfman
Cop with Doughnut
Michelle Csitos
Ulrike Monster Vampire
Elizabeth Sampson
Frida Van Helsing
Elliott James
Lead Singer, Vampire Band
Roberta Hanley
Saleslady
Louis Elfman
Paint Huffer
Robert Peters
Cop #1
Rick Cramer
Cop #2
John Sencio
Alan
Ellia Thompson
The Count's Girlfriend
Peter Lucas
The Count's Henchman
Stephen Porter
Harald
Francesca Lombardo
Dead Body on Couch
Brad Joseph Dubin
Paint Huffer
Crew
Richard Elfman
Director
Matthew Bright
Writer
Garrett Warren
Stunt Coordinator
Danny Elfman
Original Music Composer
Michael Wandmacher
Original Music Composer
Casper Van Dien
Co-Producer
Eduardo Lucero
Costume Design
Jerry Macaluso
Makeup Artist
Anne McCarthy
Casting
Stacie B. London
Art Direction
Brad Boles
Key Makeup Artist
Richard Elfman
Producer
A. Lombardo
Set Decoration
Roy Knyrim
Makeup Artist
Richard Elfman
Co-Producer
Charlotte Gimfalk
Set Decoration
Magda Berliner
Costume Design
Chris Hanley
Producer
Larry Bock
Editor
Robin Brown
Director of Photography
Mary Vernieu
Casting
Andre Blaise
Hairstylist
Casper Van Dien
Producer
Robyn Costa
Production Design
Peter Kanter
Art Direction