

Fueled by cheap whiskey, greed and hatred, Willie Soke teams up with his angry little sidekick, Marcus, to knock off a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve. Along for the ride is chubby and cheery Thurman Merman, a 250-pound ray of sunshine who brings out Willie's sliver of humanity. Issues arise when the pair are joined by Willie's horror story of a mother, who raises the bar for the gang's ambitions, while somehow lowering the standards of criminal behavior.

Willie Soke

Sunny Soke

Marcus Skidmore

Diane Hastings

Thurman Merman

Regent Hastings

Gina De Luca

Dorfman

Alice

Jolly Santa

Opal

Choirmaster

Breast Feeding Mom

Valet Boss

Costume Greeter

Tattooed Jail Dude

Jail Guard

Bus Driver

AA Meeting Jason

AA Group Leader

Pedicab Driver

Greta

Buttslap Santa

Peeing Boy

Grand Rapids Girl

Video Game Boy

Stuffed Cow Girl

Penguin Girl

Hand Grenade Boy

Angry Drugstore Worker

Mustang Owner

Valet

Valet

Volunteer Greeter

Bartender

Chicago Policeman

Santa Con Bouncer

Santa Con Bouncer

Piano Player

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Giving City Children's Choir

Producer

Producer

Stunt Coordinator

Executive Producer

Executive Producer

Executive Producer

Executive Producer

Executive Producer

Executive Producer

Executive Producer

Executive Producer

Stunt Double

Stunt Double

Stunt Double

Stunt Double

Stunt Double

Stunt Double

Stunts

Stunts

Stunts

Stunts

Stunts

Stunts

Stunts

Stunts

Stunts

Stunts

Stunts

Stunts

Stunts

Stunts

Stunt Driver

Stunt Driver

Stunts

Director

Writer

Writer

Characters

Characters

Director of Photography

Production Design

Editor

Costume Designer

Co-Producer

Original Music Composer

Music Supervisor

Casting

Casting

Production Manager

First Assistant Director

Second Assistant Director

Second Unit Director

Art Direction

Art Direction

First Assistant Art Direction

Assistant Art Director

Set Decoration

Set Decoration

Set Decoration

Set Decoration

Assistant Set Decoration

Assistant Set Decoration

Art Department Coordinator

Set Designer

Set Designer

Set Designer

Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

Property Master

Property Buyer

Property Master

"A" Camera Operator

Steadicam Operator

"B" Camera Operator

"C" Camera Operator

Focus Puller

Second Assistant "A" Camera

Focus Puller

Second Assistant "B" Camera

Focus Puller

Second Assistant "C" Camera

Camera Loader

Digital Imaging Technician

Data Management Technician

Production Sound Mixer

Boom Operator

Sound Assistant

Gaffer

Best Boy Electric

Rigging Gaffer

Best Boy Electric

Key Grip

Best Boy Grip

Dolly Grip

Dolly Grip

Grip

Grip

Grip

Grip

Rigging Grip

Best Boy Grip

Rigging Grip

Rigging Grip

Rigging Grip

Rigging Grip

Assistant Costume Designer

Costume Supervisor

Wardrobe Master

Wardrobe Assistant

Key Dresser

Dresser

Dresser

Seamstress

Seamstress

Makeup Department Head

Makeup Artist

Extras Makeup Artist

Extras Makeup Artist

Hair Department Head

Hairstylist

Makeup Artist

Hairstylist

Wigmaker

Tattoo Designer

Post Production Supervisor

Supervising Sound Editor

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

First Assistant Editor

Assistant Editor

Post Production Coordinator

Special Effects Supervisor

Special Effects Coordinator

Special Effects Technician

Special Effects Technician

Special Effects Technician

Special Effects Technician

Special Effects Technician

Special Effects Technician

Special Effects Technician

Special Effects Technician

Script Supervisor

Storyboard Artist

Location Manager

Assistant Location Manager

Assistant Location Manager

Assistant Location Manager

Assistant Location Manager

Assistant Location Manager

Assistant Location Manager

Assistant Location Manager

Production Coordinator

Second Second Assistant Director

Third Assistant Director

Additional Third Assistant Director

Additional Third Assistant Director

Additional Third Assistant Director

Video Assist Operator

Local Casting

Local Casting

Casting Associate

Extras Casting

Extras Casting Assistant

Still Photographer

Line Producer

Unit Production Manager

First Assistant Director

Second Assistant Director

"A" Camera Operator

"B" Camera Operator

First Assistant "A" Camera

First Assistant "B" Camera

Second Assistant "A" Camera

Second Assistant "B" Camera

Second Second Assistant Director

Digital Imaging Technician

Still Photographer

Sound Mixer

Boom Operator

Utility Sound

Gaffer

Best Boy Electric

Electrician

Key Grip

Best Boy Grip

Dolly Grip

Dolly Grip

Grip

Grip

Grip

Grip

Grip

Grip

Rigging Grip

Rigging Grip

Location Manager

Assistant Location Manager

Production Design

Set Decoration

Leadman

Set Dresser

Set Dresser

Set Dresser

Property Master

Costume Designer

Key Costumer

Assistant Hairstylist

Assistant Makeup Artist

Key Makeup Artist

Key Hair Stylist

Prosthetic Designer

Special Effects Makeup Artist

Special Effects

Stunt Coordinator

Stunt Double

Script Supervisor

Production Coordinator

Sound Effects Editor

Sound Effects Editor

Sound Effects Editor

Dialogue Editor

Dialogue Editor

First Assistant Sound Editor

ADR Mixer

Foley Artist

Foley Artist

Foley Mixer

Music Editor

Digital Intermediate Producer

Digital Intermediate Colorist

Digital Intermediate Editor

Digital Intermediate Editor

Visual Effects Supervisor

Visual Effects Producer

Visual Effects Coordinator

Compositing Artist

Compositing Artist

Compositing Artist

Compositing Artist

Compositing Artist