Leslie Nielsen
Lt. Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley
Jane Spencer
George Kennedy
Ed Hocken
O. J. Simpson
Nordberg
Robert Goulet
Quentin Hapsburg
Richard Griffiths
Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
Jacqueline Brookes
Commissioner Brumford
Anthony James
Hector Savage
Lloyd Bochner
Baggett
Tim O'Connor
Fenzwick
Peter Mark Richman
Dunwell
Ed Williams
Ted Olsen
John Roarke
George Bush
Margery Jane Ross
Barbara Bush
Peter Van Norden
John Sununu
Gail Neely
Winnie Mandela
Colleen Fitzpatrick
Blues Singer
Sally Rosenblatt
Mrs. Redmond
Alexander Folk
Crackhouse Cop
Jose Gonzales-Gonzales
Mariachi
Larry McCormick
TV Reporter
Cliff Bemis
Barbecue Dad
D.D. Howard
Barbecue Mom
William Woodson
TV Commercial Announcer
Mel Tormé
Mel Tormé
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Bill Chemerka
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."
Christopher J. Keene
"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."
Ken Kerman
"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."
Al Fann
"It's 4 minutes too slow."
Tom McGreevey
"Vert well, sir. It's from the lady."
James Gilstrap
"Always nice to see nice people."
'Weird Al' Yankovic
"You pigs...say your prayers."
Gina Mastrogiacomo
"Is this some kind of bust?"
Jeff Wright
"Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."
C. Lindsay Workman
"Your coat, sir?"
John Stevens
"Phone call, Commissioner"
Gokul
"Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?"
Charlotte Zucker
"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."
Don Pugsley
"He's wired!"
Carlos Betancourt
"¡Ojala que se mejoré pronto!"
Bernardo Márquez
"Recuerdos a todos."
Margarito Mendoza
"¿Puede decirme donde esta la casa de musica?"
Lee Terri
"Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"
Claude Jay McLin
"Yeah!"
Manny Perry
"Let's get him."
Alex Zimmerman
"Yeah!"
Raynor Scheine
"You're on my groin."
John Fleck
"If that's your attitude, forget it."
Susan Breslau
Party Guest
Leslie Maier
Party Guest
Ron Rosenblatt
Mr. Redmond
Jennifer Kretchmer
Barbecue Daughter
Ryan Harrison
Barbecue Boy
David Zucker
Davy Crockett
Robert K. Weiss
Obstetrician
Robert LoCash
FBI Agent
Burton Zucker
Lab Technician
Lewis Friedman
Lab Technician
Bob Reitman
Lab Technician
Gene Mueller
Lab Technician
Gino Salomone
Lab Technician
Robert J. Elisberg
McTigue
Mindy Newborn
Slave to the Composer
Jan Campbell
Lady in Waiting
Wendy Hogan
Lady in Waiting
Françoise Ruggieri
White House Dinner Guest (uncredited)
David Zucker
Director
David Zucker
Writer
Pat Proft
Writer
Allan Graf
Stunts
Al Goto
Stunts
Eugene Collier
Stunts
Robert K. Weiss
Producer
Ira Newborn
Original Music Composer
Robert M. Stevens
Director of Photography
Sonia Izzolena
Stunts
Peewee Piemonte
Stunts
Mary Peters
Stunts
Christopher Greenbury
Editor
James R. Symons
Editor
John D. Schofield
Co-Producer
Jim Abrahams
Executive Producer
Jerry Zucker
Executive Producer
Gil Netter
Executive Producer
Mickey S. Michaels
Set Decoration
John J. Lloyd
Production Design
Taryn De Chellis
Costume Designer
James R. Scribner
Makeup Artist
Stephen Abrums
Makeup Artist
Joy Zapata
Hairdresser
Susan Zietlow-Maust
Hairdresser
John D. Schofield
Unit Production Manager
Verónica González Rubio
Second Assistant Director
John T. Kretchmer
First Assistant Director
Robert K. Weiss
Second Unit Director
Don Digirolamo
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Gary C. Bourgeois
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
F. Hudson Miller
Supervising Sound Editor
Adam Jenkins
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
George Watters II
Supervising Sound Editor
Roy Arbogast
Special Effects
Charlie Brewer
Stunts
Phil Adams
Stunts
Roydon Clark
Stunts
Phil Chong
Stunts
Bobby Burns
Stunts
Bud Davis
Stunts
Lila Finn
Stunts
Jadie David
Stunts
Kristi Frankenheimer
Stunts
Donna Garrett
Stunts
Cindy Folkerson
Stunts
Alan Graff
Stunts
Ted Grossman
Stunts
Steve Geray
Stunts
Steve Hart
Stunts
Shawn Patrick Lane
Stunts
Vincent Mazella Jr.
Stunts
Gary Littlejohn
Stunts
Bill McIntosh
Stunts
Dwayne McGee
Stunts
Jane McKernan
Stunts
Peter McKernan Jr.
Stunts
Peter McKernan Sr.
Stunts
David Powledge
Stunts
Eric Norris
Stunts
Laurence Todd Rosenthal
Stunts
George Marshall Ruge
Stunts
Jeff Ramsey
Stunts
J.P. Romano
Stunts
Kaye Wade
Stunts
Neil Summers
Stunts
James Winburn
Stunts
Allen D. Easton
Camera Operator
Joseph E. Thibo
Camera Operator
Leslie J. Kovacs
Chief Lighting Technician
Nancy Hopton
Script Supervisor
Miranda Garrison
Choreographer
Douy Swofford
Title Designer
David Zucker
Original Series Creator
Jerry Zucker
Original Series Creator
Jim Abrahams
Original Series Creator