Jonathan Meades
Himself - Presenter / Various Characters
Christopher Biggins
Quiz Master / Lop Ears/ Various
Michael Fenton Stevens
Taxi Driver
Matthew Ashforde
Bullfighter / Mad Hater / Bouncer
Katharine Page
Old Alice
Malcolm McNeill
Blind Man / Neanderthal
Nicola Morris
Game Show Assistant
Tara Flanagan
Nun #1
Chloe Billington
Nun #2 / Nymph
Lucy Tones
Nun #3
Chris Newland
Crucified Rabbit / Jeweller
Alan Denman
Salvador Dali
Simon Mulligan
Orange Pianist
Graham Millar
Blue Faced Man
Coral Meades
Young Alice
Tarek Farag
President Mobutu
Sonia Farrugia
Margaret Thatcher
Lenny Fowler
General De Gaulle
Janet Cook
Game Show Contestant
David Cook
Game Show Contestant
Christian Adams
Thor
Peter Clarke
Male Nun
Sylvia Bradbury
Lady in Deckchair
Pat Dubuisson
Lady in Deckchair
Rosemary Bailey
Lady in Deckchair
Betty Kendrew
Lady in Church
Linda Collier
Lady in Church
Eileen Leighton
Lady in Church
Candida Gubbins
Voiceover Artist
Lawrence Kennedy
Voiceover Artist (voice)
John McBlain
Voiceover Artist (voice)
Candida Gubbins
Voiceover Artist (voice)
Keith Allen
Himself
Marie Helvin
Herself
Kathy Lette
Herself
Marco Pierre White
Himself
Gary Rhodes
Himself
Janet Street-Porter
Herself
Max Ernst
Himself (archive footage)
Luis Buñuel
Himself (archive footage)
Nicole Faraday
Lotte
Nadia McLeod
Camera Operator
Anthony Wall
Executive Producer
Robert Payton
Lighting Camera
Dave Stewart
Music
Malcolm Maguire
Electrician
Jonathan Fensom
Production Design
Jonathan Meades
Writer
Emma Mathews
Editor
Mickey Powell
Propmaker
Adrian McCarthy
Grip
Simon Darlow
Music
Jeanette Stamp
Makeup Designer
John Pritchard
Sound Designer
Francis Hanly
Director
Carol Snook
Production Manager
Raymond Hughes
Costume Design