

In a story told in narrative flashbacks, a young TV consultant is hired by the President of a bankrupt USA to organize a telethon in order to prevent the country from being repossessed by wealthy Native Americans.

President Chet Roosevelt

Monty Rushmore

Vincent Vanderhoff

Sam Birdwater

Jerry

Eric McMurkin

Lucy Beth

Oklahoma Daredevil, Roy Budnitz

The Earl of Manchester

Kip Margolis

Larry Miller (Poopy Butt)

Himself

Missy, VP Advertising

Mouling Jackson

Danny Olson

Jimmy Dumphy

Big Jim, VP Research

David Eisenhower

Moishe Weitzman

Abdul Muhammad

Narrator

Student

Americathon Stage Dancer

Chris Broder

Dancer

Abdul Mohammad

Missy, VP Armstrong

Morty

Herb

Mickey

Sherri

Oliver Holmes

Blinky Fun

Paul Claude Terrando

Chinese

Chinese

Chinese

Chinese

Princess Birdwater

Lenny Birdwater

Al Feisal

Commando

Commando #2

Commando #3

Commando 4

Commando 5

Commando 6

Commando 7

Cindy

Mr Broder

Juan Flan

Ben

Timmy

Baby Irene

Irene's Mother

Adele Miller

Mouling's Manager

Head Electrician

Assistant Electrician

Referee

Reporter 1

Reporter 2

TV Production Assistant

Monty's Girl 1

Montys Girl 2

Secretary

Costumer

Tailor

Stage Hand

Stage Hand

Stage Hand

Cameraman

Tourist

Telethon Phone Celebrity

TV Technician

Rabbi Protester






































































Uncle Sam

Bicycle Rider

Spectator at Inauguration

Americathon Stage Dancer

Clergy

Self (Archive Footage)


Technical DIrector


Bicyclist




Ventriloquist

Gold Girl (Uncredited)



Band Member

Director

Adaptation

Screenplay

Producer

Theatre Play

Supervising Film Editor

Costume Design

Screenplay

Theatre Play

Production Design

Associate Producer

Director of Photography

Editor

Adaptation

Executive Producer

Screenplay

Original Music Composer

Stunts

Title Designer