

The Pittsburgh basketball team is hopeless. Maybe with the aid of an astrologer, and some new astrologically compatible players, they can become winners.

Moses Guthrie

H.S. / Harvey Tilson

Rev. Grady Jackson

Setshot

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Toby Millman

Tyrone Millman

Harry the Trainer

Driftwood

George Brockington

Wally Cantrell

Mona Mondieu

Coach "Jock" Delaney

Marv Albert

Ola

P.A. Announcer

Brandy

Junior Ashland

Malik Jamal Truth

Lucian Tucker

Michelle

Jackhammer Washington

Mike

Chick Hearn

Security Guard

Balloon Vendor

Mr. Birdwell

Bullet Haines

Rudy - League Commissioner

Benny Rae

Kenny Rae

Gunnar Boses

Winston Running Hawk

Murray Sports

Calmar / Fishstick

Mr. Robbins

Mr. Sweets

L.A. Coach

Basketball Player (New York)

Basketball Player (New York)

Basketball Player (Los Angeles)

Basketball Player (Boston)

Basketball Player (Detroit)

Basketball Player (Detroit)

Basketball Player (Los Angeles)

Basketball Player (New York)

Basketball Player (Los Angeles)

Basketball Player (Boston)

Basketball Player (Detroit)

Basketball Player (Boston)

Basketball Player (Detroit)

Basketball Player

Basketball Player

Basketball Player (Boston)

Basketball Player (New York)

Basketball Player (Detroit)

Basketball Player (Boston)

Basketball Player (New York)

Pittsburgh Python Player

Kid Eating Hot Dog (uncredited)

Jogger (uncredited)

Fan (uncredited)

Fan (uncredited)

Roy (uncredited)

Boy in Crowd (uncredited)

Fan (uncredited)

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