Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
Mila Kunis
Lori Collins
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Joel McHale
Rex
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Matt Walsh
Thomas
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Aedin Mincks
Robert
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
Norah Jones
Norah Jones
Sam J. Jones
Sam Jones
Tom Skerritt
Tom Skerritt
Bretton Manley
Young John
Ralph Garman
John's Dad
Alex Borstein
John's Mom
John Viener
Alix
Laura Vandervoort
Tanya
Robert Wu
Asian Man "Ming"
Ginger Gonzaga
Gina
Jessica Stroup
Tracy
Melissa Ordway
Michelle
Max Harris
Greenbaum Kid
Zane Cowans
Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
T.J. Hourigan
Kid #2
Owen Clarke
Kid #3
Kristina Ellery
Heavenly
Katelyn Lorren
Cherene
Chanty Sok
Angelique
Sarah Fischer
Sauvignon Blanc
Cassie Djerf
Waitress
Joe Siriani
Guy at Table #1
Pat Shea
Guy at Table #2
Josh Duvendeck
Guy #1
Chris Cox
Guy #2
Henry Penzi
Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)
Tania Cabrera
Girl at Party
Colton Shires
Teenage John
Viera Andrea Moya
Plymouth PR Worker
Heajee Kim
Club Girl
Lydia Hannibal
Ellen
Shawn Thornton
Crazy Guy
Eric Weinstein
Stagehand
Danny Smith
Waiter
Mike Nikitas
Newscaster
Robin Hamilton
Female Newscaster
Mike Henry
Southern Newscaster
Johnny Lee Davenport
Husband
Chris Everett
Wife
Tara Strong
Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)
Ted Danson
Ted Danson (uncredited)
Ryan Reynolds
Jared (uncredited)
Olivia Jordan
Party Guest (uncredited)
Alexandra Creteau
Club Patron (uncredited)
Emmalyn Anderson
Concert Attendee (uncredited)
John Franchi
Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)
Seth MacFarlane
Director
Seth MacFarlane
Producer
John Jacobs
Producer
Jason Clark
Producer
Jeff Freeman
Editor
Sheila Jaffe
Casting
Stephen J. Lineweaver
Production Design
Seth MacFarlane
Screenplay
Alec Sulkin
Screenplay
Seth MacFarlane
Story
Michael Barrett
Director of Photography
Walter Murphy
Original Music Composer
E. David Cosier
Art Direction
Kyra Friedman Curcio
Set Decoration
Debra McGuire
Costume Design
Jeff Murrell
Gaffer
Luci Romberg
Stunts
Tom Williams
Sound Mixer
Blair Clark
Visual Effects Supervisor
Scott Stuber
Producer
Mark Kamine
Unit Production Manager
Eric Heffron
First Assistant Director
Mark Kamine
Co-Producer
Eric Heffron
Co-Producer
Wellesley Wild
Screenplay
Avner Engel
Animation
Jimmy Almeida
Animation
Nicholas Tripodi
Animation
Eddie Braun
Stunts
Jill Brown
Stunts
Bryce Burke
Stunts
Phil Culotta
Stunts
Crystal Dalman
Stunts
Mickey Giacomazzi
Stunts
Sean Graham
Stunts
Daniel Leavitt
Stunts
Ian Mclaughlin
Stunts
Kristopher Medina
Stunts
Dana Reed
Stunts
Scott Rogers
Stunt Coordinator
Kevin Scott
Stunts
Brandon Sebek
Stunts
Eddie Yansick
Stunts
Spike Silver
Stunts
Bill Young
Stunts
Steve Budd
Animation
Andrea Castagnoli
Animation
Aaron Clement
Animation
Aaron Clement
Animation
Ben Forster
Animation
Daniel Fotheringham
Animation
Shaun Freeman
Animation
Tom Gibbons
Animation
David Good
Animation
Shane Hall
Animation
Andy Hass
Animation
Trevor Hunter
Animation
Louis Jones
Animation
Neil Kennedy
Animation
Victoria Livingstone
Animation
Jonathan Lyons
Animation
Brian Mendenhall
Animation
Loïc Miermont
Animation
Jess Morris
Animation
Christopher Mullins
Animation
Heath Pagram
Animation
Christel Pougeoise
Animation
Mark Powers
Animation
Nathan Ross
Animation
Amita Sahgal
Animation
Scott Slater
Animation
Miles Southan
Animation
Danny Southard
Animation
Johnny Turco
Animation
Larry White
Animation
William R. Wright
Animation
Paul Marini
Stunts
Chris Carnes
Set Decoration
Jaimie Trueblood
Still Photographer
Claire Folger
Still Photographer
Moira Marquis
Music Editor
Stan Jones
Music Editor
Murray Adler
Music Supervisor
Todd Sheidenberger
Orchestrator
Gregory W. Smith
Steadicam Operator
Jon Mone
Executive Producer
Richard Oswald
Second Assistant Director
Scott Rogers
Second Unit Director
Bryan Felty
Set Designer
Timothy Lewis
Set Dresser
John Pungitore
Set Dresser
Timothy Rowcroft
Set Dresser
Kenneth Sayers
Set Dresser
Cleo Wang
Set Dresser
Johnny Villanueva
Hair Department Head
Ann Masterson
Makeup Department Head
Tracey Levy
Makeup Artist
Cheryl Daniels
Key Hair Stylist
Bruce Barris
Sound Effects Editor
Anna Behlmer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Michael Dressel
Foley Editor
Jimmy Duyon
Sound Mixer
Pamela Kahn
Foley Artist
Elliott Koretz
Sound Supervisor
Elliott Koretz
Sound Designer
Mike Marino
Foley Mixer
Dean Minnerly
Foley Artist
Eric A. Norris
Sound Effects Editor
Terry Porter
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Brittany Burke
Casting Associate
Ryan Bradley
Animation
Jill Brown
Stunt Double
Regis Harrington
Stunts
Vanessa Lapato
Dialogue Editor
Curt Schulkey
Dialogue Editor
Ralph Osborn
Dialogue Editor
Anthony "Ace" Thomas
Choreographer
Q Fortier
Systems Administrators & Support
Jørgen Klubien
Storyboard Artist
Seth MacFarlane
Lyricist