Leslie finds a piano while on a house clearance. When it turns out to be self-playing, he takes a job as a pianist in a restaurant and quickly finds himself in over his head.
When one of Chris’ painters calls in sick, he reluctantly agrees to let Leslie take on a decorating job for an elderly client.
Leslie is not looking forward to his mum’s birthday lunch. Her new boyfriend Steve is only a year older than Leslie, and is particularly fond of public displays of affection.
Jemma is away on a business trip, and Leslie is off to a Doctor Who convention. But Jemma calls and asks Leslie to wait in for a package - well, he did say he had no plans.