01. To Mother
Every doctor. l know tells me that a certain disease is on its way to becoming an epidemic, again, when everybody knows that one shot in the ass'd knock it out. And yet there it is, VD, right up there with the top ten.
02. To the Uncle Adolf's
Here's the moment you've all been waiting for. So without further ado, may we present "Hot" Honey Harlowe. While I dig in to the Adolf's. Eichmann, Hitler, Hühnlein. Was Adolf really a popular name?
03. To Eterniy
- And it just cracks me up that we try so desperately to be unique, when we're all the same cat. Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, me, you and so on.
04. To Her
- Do you know, the first I saw you in the cafeteria, I wanted to go up to you and say, hi, I'm Lenny Bruce, I got the hots for you.
05. To the Audience
- Folks, the MC couldn't make it tonight. But luckily a good friend of mine, and a funny, funny guy, the funniest guy in the world - Leonard Alfred Schneider, who just flew in from the coast, bla, bla, bla.
06. At Last
Oh listen, I'm afraid that's all the time I have. Gotta get out to the valley. Catch a Comic. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Hey you, let's be nice ok? Thank you very much. It was a pleasure.