01. After You, They Do Go Back
Your host Tutweezy introduces Brad with his woke TGIFriday’s busboy-lookin’ ass, Angela with her Pink Panther-lookin’ ass, Mitchell with his internet troll-looking’ ass, and with Carlie with her birth ruined two marriages-lookin’ ass in the series.
02. Your Blood Type Is Trash
Holly and her TJ Maxx Jennifer Hudson-lookin’ ass battles Amanda Walker and her Frankenstein side b*tch-lookin’ ass. While Stan and his van full of candy-lookin’ ass dukes it out with Wanda Sykes-lookin’ Ozzy Jackson.
03. Notorious T-I-T
Geneva and her burnt strawberry pound cake-lookin’ ass shares insults with hipster Yoda-lookin’ Cole. While Josh and his cokehead Juggalo-lookin’ ass battles Kaia and her Phantom of the shopping mall-lookin’ ass to avoid the Wall of Shame.
04. Church Camp Drake
Charley's 'stopped growing after they left him out of his bubble' lookin’ ass battles Richard's 'pull-out game on leak' lookin’ ass. While KC's 'on a monkey fight' lookin’ ass dukes it out with Sammy's 'church camp Drake' lookin' ass.
05. A Rolled Ankle
Angela's 'dunks-White Castle-in-milk' lookin' ass battles Holly's 'keeps-the-tags-on-her-clothes' lookin' ass. While KC's 'Woody Allen's wet dream' lookin' ass battles Geneva's 'would-twerk-for-an-Arby's Roast Beef' lookin' ass.
06. A Camo Wedding Is in Your Future
Josh and his failed junkie accountant-lookin' ass grabs the mic against KC and her paid-for-college-with-that-ping pong-ball-trick-lookin' ass. While Amanda and her personal injury attorney-lookin' ass goes against John Quincy Adams if he owned a shepherd's pie truck-lookin' Brad.
07. An Abusive Step-Mom
Cole and her "fat lesbian kid from Stranger Things got hot" lookin ass battles Charley and his librarian's f*ckboy-lookin ass. While Carlie's "basic bitch Barbie Doll" lookin ass takes on Holly's "abusive step-mom" lookin ass.
08. You Need an Inhaler for Crossfit
Ozzy's "WNBA point guard" lookin ass dukes it out with Mitchell's fake handicap for attention-lookin ass. While Richard and his "white man trapped in a fat black guy's body" lookin ass battles Geneva's "chocolate covered apple" lookin ass.
09. American History Eczema
"Nonchalant member of the Addams Family" lookin' ass Kaia throws verbal blows with Sammy's "Walmart David Blaine" lookin' ass. While Stan's "side hustle Civil War reenactor" lookin' ass goes against Angela and her "vegan Cookie Monster" lookin' ass.
10. The Friend Zone If It Had a Face
Charley's "barista of the month" lookin ass and KC's "evil Power Ranger" looking ass go head-to-head. While Richard's "Eeyore" lookin ass and Kaia's "big boot, little leg long neck" lookin ass blurt out everything short of fightin words on stage.