01. The Taking of Pablum 5-2-3 (1)
A brother and sister screenwriting duo kidnap Little Richard and Martin from the Richard Stone UN Memorial Service, but the police assume Martin is the one responsible for the crime.
02. The Taking of Pablum 5-2-3 (2)
It's Richard Stone Memorial Day. It's also Martins Birthday, But no one cares. Martin and lil' baby Richard are kidnapped, and the media believe that Martin is the kidnapper.
03. 'Tis Pity She's a Neighbor
Martin's pleasure at having attractive new female neighbors is mitigated when he discovers that they are prostitutes.
04. Steinway to Heaven
Martin's mother's will is read.
05. Judy and the Beast
Martin is revolted when a fragile Judith falls into the arms of his hated boss Gibby Fiske.
06. The Homecoming Queen
Martin and Eddie attend their school reunion, where Martin is eager to make up for lost opportunities with a recently-separated old flame.
07. I'm with Stupid
Martin feels inferior when he begins dating a member of high IQ society MENSA.
08. Attack of the 59-Inch Woman
Toby nurses Martin back to health.
09. Those Who Can't, Edit
Gibby desires to publish Jeremy's novel.
10. Off-Off Broadway Bound
Eddie plays the lead role in Martin's play.
11. Hack Like Me
Gibby hires Toby after she is fired by Martin.
12. I Never Promised You Charoses, Martin
Martin tries to get his son to convert to Judaism.
13. The Courtship of Martin's Father
Mickey (Martin's father) moves into Martin's place.