01. Why Was I Tagged Last on Facebook
No one “just” tags people randomly on Facebook.
02. Don’t Worry, My Sunburn Will Turn into a Tan
You know you’re on the right track when you look like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
03. The Guy Who Only Posts Sad Stories on Facebook
The evil men do will not be forgiven by any just God.
04. Why the Hell Is He Her Boyfriend
There’s ALWAYS a reason.
05. You Remind Me of My Ugly Friend
It’s fun to have an office doppelganger!
06. Your Healthy Friend Who Still Does Drugs
Water is healthy, less so when you add crushed up Xanax.
07. Well, Well, Well, Late for Work Again?
Where the hell were you?
08. Don’t Blame Your Crappy Behaviour on Personality Tests
Our patronus is a mountain hare, which gives us the courage to say that your horoscope is ridiculous.
09. Obama Pardoned the Turkey That Killed My Family
Gobble gobble, motherf***er.
10. Every Day Is a Holiday on Twitter
You will never know the pain of being truly alone on National Calico Cat Appreciation Day.
11. Every Day Is a Holiday on Twitter - Outtakes
If you can’t tweet ‘em, join ‘em. Or something like that.
12. Is Everyone Using Me for My Costco Membership?
On the other hand, how else are you going to get your mitts on gallon tubs of hummus?
13. Is Trump the President or Am I Brain Damaged?
At least Donald Duck was in the navy.
14. Making Bigoted Jokes Because You Care
Obviously, the only way to prove to your friend that your relationship transcends decades of discrimination is to brutally mock them.
15. Bar Trivia Ruins Your Night
One doesn’t simply ‘leave the bar’ when the trivia begins.
16. Nerds and Jocks Both Think They’re Underdogs
Now the backlash to a backlash to sports has lashed back to a backlash to a backlash to a backlash to sports.
17. Grant Is a Huge Klutz Idiot
Oh, boy, Mondays, am I right?
18. Maybe THIS Stupid Thing Will Fix My Life
Finally, a meditation app to help you destress from push notifications on your productivity app.
19. Oh No, There Are Kids at This Party
We say: lean into it.
20. Everything Is a Dating App
If you’ve never used Waze to hit on a hot mama in traffic, GTFO.
21. This Drink Is Embarrassing
It takes a big man to drink from a chalice.
22. The Guy Who Returned to Facebook
The past nine days have really changed everything.
23. What Minority Report Computers Would Really Be Like
Bending the laws of time and space; violating the laws of personal space.
24. Wow, Everyone’s Flirting with Me
You guys are such flirty little a-holes.
25. Someone Is Leaking CollegeHumor’s Secrets
Be on the lookout for \Uh-Oh! Furniture Tunnel!
26. Watching TV Is Work
Netflix and extremely not chill.
27. Don’t Eat the Laundry Pods
Why did they have to make them all the tasty colors?
28. A Video with Text on Top and Bottom
It’s called letterboxing.
29. I Don’t See Race
I guess my eyes have just evolved to be like, so progressive.
30. Conversational Ripcord: The Fastest Way to Leave a Conversation!
No one cares about elves, Trapp.