01. Bragging That You Did a Nice Thing
Raph did Ally a favor, and that deserves to be heard by everyone.
02. Gag Gifts Are Worse than Nothing
You went to the store and picked this out!
03. Outtakes: Gag Gifts Are Worse than Nothing
Even more backstory about Katie’s iconic baseball career!
04. These Weed Names Are Not Chill
Who wouldn’t want to smoke some “Purple Rat Poison Haze” or “OG You Will Die Alone Kush?”
05. High-Stakes Icebreaker Questions
New cast members Lily and Tao reveal their true selves in the quickest and chillest way possible.
06. Nobody Younger than Me Can Be Successful
You being younger than me means that I should have done everything differently.
07. Liking Rain Doesn’t Make You Deep
Anyone can like the sun, it takes profound genius to love the wet stuff that causes car accidents.
08. Just Admit I Look Bad
All good people are hot, and all mean people are ugly.
09. We Have to Give You a Makeover
All women are beautiful (with makeup).
10. No One Cares about Your Major
If you can’t jam random knowledge from your major into current conversations, what was college for?
11. Stop Messing with Your Vaginas
Ignore those new age products promising to fix your nasty snatch & stick to what’s safe – nothing!
12. Summer Vacation Is for Kids!
As an adult, you can’t have a real summer vacation, you’re just leaving work during the hot months.
13. When Dumb People Agree with You
If you have bad opinions, don’t agree with my good ones!
14. What’s So Funny?
Exclusionary group chats only lead to violence.
15. You Can’t Catch a Cold in Summer!
It’s too hot to get cold, duh!
16. Your Self Care Is an Attack on Me
The truth is, wanting to feel a little better is a huge judgment on the rest of us.
17. Bringing the Worst Thing to a Potluck
That stale grocery store cake really shows everyone how much you care.
18. What’s Wrong with Being “Whipped?”
Mutual love and respect? Sounds like somebody’s *chk-shhh* whipped!
19. Bragging about Your Ignorance
If everyone likes something, that means it is both dumb and bad.
20. Does Liking Murder Podcasts Make You Freaky?
What a sick weirdo enjoying the most popular true crime media.
21. The City’s Best Restaurants (That Are Nearby)
It only takes 5 minutes to walk there, so… yum?
22. Class President Needed for One Last Job
You signed up to organize this medium-sized wedding when you were elected.
23. Please Grade Me
Psst, I heard Grant is getting an F.
24. You Created a Fictional Language for a Sketch?
Why don’t we just improvise gibberish like we always do?
25. I Overshared So Now You Have To
Humans heal by dumping on each other, so just tell me one weird or shameful thing about your life!
26. You Need to Go Bigger
Go bigger or go home.
27. Don’t Start a Twitch Stream
You think you’re so interesting that watching you play video games is entertainment.
28. Your Emergency Contact Won’t Answer the Phone
Do you want her to look desperate?
29. Don’t Correct Me If You’re Wrong
If you’re correcting someone, you at least have to be correct.
30. Wow, This Office Needs More Flirting
This is what HR is for!