01. Why Can’t You Watch Netflix at Work?
What do you mean it’s frowned upon?
02. Don’t Look at the Comments
Just don’t look at them.
03. If Couples Acted Like They Do on Facebook
But can’t you two just talk in person?
04. The Guy Who Always Talks about Hot Girls
Dude, please stop talking.
05. The Guy Who Finishes Your Sentences
You clearly don’t under – pants.
06. Other Ways to Say “Netflix and Chill”
Don’t limit yourselves, there are so many more options!
07. I Love Fall More than You
Everyone likes fall and pumpkin spice lattes don’t even fucking taste like pumpkin.
08. What Happens When You Become an Aunt
She used to be quirky, now she’s kooky.
09. When Coming Out Goes Better Than You Thought
Coming out can be crazy, but clearly not as crazy as shirts.
10. My Box of Bullshit Came!
Oh perfect, a monthly subscription of complete bullshit.
11. Everyone Is Waiting to Talk about Themselves
Can you hurry up so I can talk about me?
12. I Wore Make-Up for a Week
Witness one man’s completely unnecessary journey.
13. The Guy Who Won’t Stop Talking about Jar Jar Banks
Wasn’t that, like, over a decade ago?
14. Why Am I Checking Facebook Again?
It’s a vicious cycle.
15. If People Were Sentimental Like They Are on Facebook
Looks like it’s time for yet another unwarranted acceptance speech on Facebook.
16. I Want to Believe (in a Good X-Files Reboot)
Please, don’t get our hopes up again.
17. The New Guy Is Totally on the Spectrum
Everyone who works here is pretty special in their own way.
18. Don’t Pay Your Student Loans
Think of all the things you can do with that money instead.
19. The Social Media Version of Your Ex-Girlfriend
She’s the worst. And she’s everywhere.
20. How Does the Holy Trinity Poop?
Holy shit, am I right?
21. Yellderly: Young People Who Complain Like They’re Old
Stop complaining, you grouchy shit.
22. Where the Weirdest Internet Links Come From
But seriously, why would you think I’d click that link?
23. Birth Control Methods Keep Getting Weirder
Female birth control is getting a little out of hand.
24. This True Crime Documentary Will Make Me Famous
Clearly, the only way to fame is murder.
25. The C-Word, but for Men
It needs to be biting and deadly.
26. I Didn’t Eat Bread Once
If only that’s how diets worked in real life.
27. Best Friends in Rom Coms Are All Alcoholics
Girl, we are getting a bottle of wine.
28. The Guy Who Deflects Compliments
Just take the fucking compliment.
29. How to Hide You’re out of Shape
I’m faking you all out.
30. Why You Can’t Think of the Perfect Comeback
So close, and yet so far.