Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast.
Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails that can't dance.
Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down.
Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict.
Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for.
Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job.
The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.
GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.
Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family.
Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.
The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.
A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it.
Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show.
Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom.
The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller.
Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake.
Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil.
Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when they were new.
Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation.
Patrick's uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth.
A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.
While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.