01. Space Janitors Have Dreams, Too
Mike Chet and Darby Richards discuss the benefits of being janitors aboard an evil space station and Darby's career aspirations.
02. Android Puke and Squall Trooper Training
Breaking up is hard to do, especially when both parties keep getting assigned to Social Group 417. Darby tries to win back his android ex-girlfriend with an unexpected change of career.
03. Light Based Arm Cutter Instrument
While cleaning the bottom of a bottomless shaft, Darby finds a mysterious item. Mike and Darby guess at what its use could be.
04. The Dark Lord: 53% Machine, Total Badass
An officer is dealt a cruel hand by the Dark Lord. Darby spots his chance to climb the evil corporate ladder, but not everyone is cut out for deck crew.
05. FIRE GIANT LASER
When rebel plans to blow up the station are discovered, one thing leads to another. Oh, and a planet blows up big time!
06. Accidentally the Dark Lord
Don't mess around in Dark Lord's holochamber. A pending visit from the Emperor leads to an accidental promotion.
07. Rebels Seem Like Nice Guys
Dennis 2687 is manipulated by a rebel captive to think Edith wants to jump his bones. Dennis is given a communicator by the rebel captive which will enable him to speak with the father Darby never knew he had.
08. I'm a Fish?
Darby makes contact with his father and receives some troubling news. When another rebel races by Darby trips him and get a dressing down.