
""Were I a nightingale, I would act like one."" (Epictetus)

A lifetime of hard work seems undesirable for an intern.

It couldn't be called ungentle, But how thoroughly departmental.
Frost

""Like a patient etherized upon a table.""

""Tell the truth or trump—but get the trick."" (Twain)

Meantime we shall express our darker purpose. Give me the map there. Know that we have divided In three our kingdom: and 'tis our fast intent To shake all cares and business from our age; Conferring them on younger strengths, while we Unburthen'd crawl toward death.
King Lear

The agony and the estimate: trigeminal neuralgia, the tic douloureux.

Courts adieu, and all delights, All bewitching appetites; Sweetest breath, and clearest eye, Like perfumes go out and die; And consequently this is done, As shadows wait upon the sun. Vain the ambition of kings, Who seek by trophies and dead things, To leave a living name behind, And weave but nets to catch the wind. O you have wrought a miracle, and melted A heart of adamant: you have compris'd In this dumb pageant, a right excellent form Of penitence.
John Webster, The Devil's Law-Case

""No gardener has died within rosaceous memory."" (Beckett)

You pays your money and you takes your choice.