01. Hell No, They Won't Go
Gene and Annie, a late-in-life father and mother, raise fraternal twins in their rural Massachusetts hometown. In the opener, the couple are more anxious about the first day of preschool than their kids are.
02. All in the Game
Volunteer assistant soccer coach Gene injures his back, but won't back out for fear of disappointing the twins.
03. No Kids Allowed
The Bergmans seek new friends after Jack bars their kids from a party.
04. Buster Beefy
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05. Love, Native American Style
Annie gets concerned when Gene and the boys go on a group wilderness trip with a chaperone who's a known homewrecker.
06. Gotta Dance
Gene and Annie enter a dance contest to win the twins a coveted toy.
07. Holy Water
Gene's attempt to impress the boys with his handyman skills results in a flooded bathroom.
08. The Ex Files
Gene can't divorce himself from a touchy situation when his ex-wife visits and shares a few details from his past with Annie.
09. For the Boys
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10. Family Tie
Gene promises Sam he'll wear a special necktie to a preschool open house, then is fit to be tied when he can't find it.
11. Sleepless in Stockbridge
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12. Love at First Flight
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13. Bergman of Alcatraz
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14. Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
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15. Dr. Roof
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16. Dumping's Rotten in the State of Massachusetts
Gene gets the family's dumping permit revoked.
17. Mothers and Other Strangers
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18. Oy, the Jury
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