01. I Would Have Named Him Peter
Schmoopy arrives on the other side of the portal, landing in a strange and unknown place.
02. There's Nothing Wrong with Helping a Buddy Out!
Eluamous Nailo and Gary arrive on the other side of the portal, where a town hosts a mighty battle of gladiators.
03. Question Mark Face?
Rob and Mike figure out what's going on, while Timmy the Evil and Professor Walrus plot their next evil scheme.
04. YOU HEARTLESS FIENDS!!!
Schmoopy and Douglas make their way to the nearby town of Reldawin, and see a familiar face.
05. Ratgina
Eluamous Nailo fights for his life in the arena, while Gary watches on.
06. Groundbold
Schmoopy and Douglas visit the king of Reldawin, in celebration of a new champion.
07. Sir Schmoopy and the Philosopher's Shiny Rocks
The first day at Hogwats reveals a great many things to our heroes.
08. Sir Schmoopy and the Chamber of Classified Information
Our heroes continue their studies at Hogwats, and discover something about what happened to them.
09. Sir Schmoopy and the Prisoner of Alakazam
Our heroes continue their studies at Hogwats, and learn more about Sins of the Unforgotten.
10. Sir Schmoopy and the Goblet of Invisibility
Our heroes continue their studies at Hogwats, but Professor Pinmissle has other plans for the school.
11. Sir Schmoopy and the Half French Prince
Schmoopy and Nailo are forced to deal with Professor Strap.
12. Birthday Beatdowns
Our heroes continue their studies at Hogwats. This episode also features the winners of the Unforgotten Realms Trivia Challenge. Congratulations to iamnotincompliance, sune-ku, Undeadundertaker333, ninjablu, and stoid7!
13. Leave Hexing to Hexxers
Our heroes face off with Timmy the Super Nice Guy.
14. A "New" Quest Date
The Professor teleports and Schmoopy lands on his head, yet again.
15. Giddy Up
This week our adventurers procure some epic steeds...or do they?
16. Stylish and Delicious
This week is all an illuuuusssiioooonnn!