01. Really You're Just Gonna Wanna Follow the Instructions
In heaven with Selita Banks. How to make the perfect birthday cake. Ester has a cocktail with her mom.
02. Maybe We Could Just Wrap This Up
A divorce. The correct way to have an exit interview. The disappearing friend act.
03. They Spoil Quick
Lick, wash or napkin? Someone passed out in the bathroom. Having a lovely time while wearing sweaters.
04. Are You Ready to Get Ready
Guys wear spanks for the first time. How to make clam linguine.
05. I'm Not a Plane Guy
Who hasn't seen "Top Gun"? Ray Jackson's book cover.
06. Astoundingly Unexceptional
Disney princesses try burritos. A commentary on hooking up at a party. An alternative scene from "La La Land."
07. What's Going on Where Did That Come From?
Etiquette when sleeping next to someone. Google's new GPS system. What to do when your phone drops in water.
08. Maybe You Need a Break, Some Exercise
Ingrid Michaelson gets advice. A family-friendly coffee commercial. Storytime with Jonathan Ames.
09. You Never Know When You're Gonna Need Another Pair of Gloves
Airbnb express. OJ Simpson's story from a trunk's perspective. What your mom wanted for Mother's Day.
10. Let's Jump Right in, as They Say
It's finally layer season. Andrew reviews other people's lunches. How to "friendly ghost" a date.
11. I Can't Help You I Majored in Communications
Attack of the podcast people. How to make brownies healthier. Who hasn't seen "The Fault in Our Stars?"
12. They've Never Had a Picture Where They're all Smiling
The age-old middle class male struggle. How to prepare for a blizzard. An application for parenthood.
13. I'm Gonna Freak Out and Break Your Stuff
"It's a Wonderful Life" alternate ending. "Edward Scissorhands" gets rejected. A late-night prank.
14. We Only Needed One
The quest for the perfect guacamole. Every heist movie in one take. A trailer for the next big blockbuster.
15. Parents Everywhere Hate This Song
When guys are off their birth control. How to get kissed. "A Christmas Story" gets rejected.