The Perfect Women

They're perfect, but they're still your mommies

The guy over the cat?

The trial of AlienBob

Derek and Dril inject the show with some much needed virality

The viewing habits of the North American Virgin are analyzed

Emily's gone, but we got ourselves a gun

Semi-regular rotating guest host Derek shows up and tries to fight everyone

Everyone has to pee (feat. Billy Corgan of Smash Mouth)

More than one Pokemon reference is made

horniness is real

All the little baby kittens and puppies and dirt and DVDs and a keyboard

The pixel is thicc

Titstarter goals met (feat. spit)

Chemtrails, fun socks

A very special 21 gun Independence Day salute to American exceptionalism

Mary's back. Are you happy?

A Very Special Univited to Comic-Con Pre-recorded Special

Do you know how hard it is to have to shit & think at the same time

The death of Mary Kobayashi x Monster Energy

KitKat & Dinah @sluttytaylorswift give your Mommies a makeover

Would you let a chili dog...ahem...EAT you out?

enjoy hanging out with your libertarian dad

Do you think my piss is gonna hurt

Turns out it's Soundcloud day

9/11 hotwing muckbang

Hot drop in from Clare O'Kane @babysfirstgun (feat. anime tiddies)

Special musical guest Negative Gemini sings for you

Your mommies meet a very horny boy

In the wake of scandal, the network installs The Consultant

Foo Fighters don't believe that HIV gives you AIDS

I wanna eat a beef meat, not this smoothie shit

Do you have that mountain dew disease

A sexy little baby brain, smooth like a peanut

Fat nut December (Dir. P.T. Anderson)

Lower than a bitch

A very special episode

The dude from Gogol Bordello is your hall pass?

YEAR END CLEARANCE

Shit babies (feat. Ariel Pink & John Maus)

I forgot about the cartoon PPs

Long nails & butt play (feat. Patriarchy / Actually Huizenga)

take a fat shit (in Newark)

Let's look at some food pics

The front ass. The ass where you pee

A very special dating profile episode in honor of St. Valentine's Day

Where's the hot chick

Let's bring doi back

Why did Mary abandon us?

Slurpin' the A out of some P

What the show would be like if it sucked a little worse

pp or poopoo?

A new hope

kinda like Stevie Ray Vaughn, but a girl

The funny Office

Don't you dare show your f***ing magnets right now

Do you think the weed is danker in heaven

you're rich and you f**k your video games

These young ladies are going poopoo and pp right now?

A very special 2 week anniversary of the 69th episode episode

Someone in chat gets horny

Let's have a talk

Sperm questions answered

Summer profile clearance

A show for DJs and longboarders and five guys in a room

I only poopoo a teaspoon a day

What did you think you were? An art critic?

Not high on pot right now

the Iowa ska scene is cancelled

Wet shaming

The piss episode

lol doody

looking at other people's vacation photos :(

Emily's very special 27 Club birthday episode

Hay look it's Mary

STEVE ALBINI weighs in on YOUR music submissions with this one crazy trick

Joe Pera has some upsetting news for you