01. You are a Development Executive
Your mommies have returned as a selfless act of fan service
02. WOMEN listen to a MAN for 60 minutes
The people spoke: your mommies had to listen to Avi speak
03. Open Mic Night
THREE BEAN ROASTERS x THE PERFECT WOMEN present: Open Mic Night Evening Webcam Talent Show (feat. guest barista Derek Estevez-Olsen)
04. Community Outreach Workshop
Fans are aggressively listened to. The future of the show hangs in the balance.
05. ROAST of EMILY
Emily sits and takes it as Dril, Sarah Squirm, Derek Estevez-Olsen, Brace Belden, Max Simonet, Mary Kobayashi, Alison Stevenson, Megan Koester, and a few random virgins annihilate her good name. Because the FANS wanted TEARS
06. How Jewish Is My Pet?
Emily died but some cats and dogs called in
07. Improv Night
You 100% forced us to do this #FansFirst
08. 32 Koalas You Should F**k
A caller gets revenge assistance. Patreon VIP Instagram profiles are reviewed. Laundry gets folded.
09. FISH TANK
Can you swim with the fishes? Can you call in and pitch your business ideas in a way not at all resembling a popular television program? CAN YOU?
10. Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
You should have appreciated her more. But the show must go on.
11. Perfect After Dark
The divorced one is gone. Now the show must go on... hornier.
12. Perfect After Dark 2: Love Me Tinder
Provided free of charge: constructive criticism of your Tinder profiles (w/ special guest Brooke "The Bruce" Bundy)
13. Reheated Tinder Leftovers
Megan returns to Tinder profiles and coronavirus variants and terrible audio quality
14. Ask Mommy Anything
Have questions for your mommies? Call in LIVE at: tiny.cc/perfectwomen
15. Help Emily Walk Again
Special Guest Master of Ceremonies @Dril & the simp army turned out for Emily in her hour of need- but was it enough?
16. Date Me, Mommy
Alison has deleted all the dating apps, so it's time to call in anonymously & see how compatible you are with the horniest Mommy... and she'll pick a winner at the end.
17. First Date LIVE! Date Me Mommy: Endgame
You are all cordially invited to creep on Alison & Donny's first date as it happened LIVE (feat. 3rd and 4th wheels Megan & Emily)
18. Mommies at the Movies
What does your taste in movies say about you?
19. Battle of the Brands
Help the mommies find a sponsor!
20. HORNY is BACK
After some time off, the mommies have burning questions for you - PERFECT AFTER DARK Volume III is here.
21. Build-A-FetLife-Profile Workshop
Perfect After Dark IV: the mommies expand their media empire to the Facebook of kink
22. The Search for a More Perfect Woman, Vol.1
Stepmommy Helen is here. Maybe she won't leave you?
23. How Jewish is my Pet? II
The Search for a More Perfect Woman continues with stepmommydaddy Brace Belden (TrueAnon)
24. Is this your new mommy?
The Search for a More Perfect Woman Vol. 3 presents: stepmommy Scarlett Kapella @therealbitchyoustrippin
25. THE RESULTS ARE IN
WHO will be the new mommy? Don't miss the trilling conclusion of The Search for a More Perfect Woman!
26. Some Kind of Momster
Desperate to speed up the healing process, the mommies turn to a professional.
27. A Very Perfect Holiday Special
The mommies end 2021 on an aggressively festive note.
28. The Yasssification of Megan
Big changes in store for 2022.
29. Tokholm Syndrome
It's time to stop delaying the inevitable and go #viral.
30. Tok Viral to Me
Look, this is going to keep happening until we go #viral.
31. Tok'n on Heaven's Door
Go #viral or ascend and become beings of pure light.