01. Recap
OMG you guys! I’m back! Did you miss me?
02. Clone
Comet is back! Thank you, science!
03. Cheating
Cheating is so hard! I need to learn how to cheat at it.
04. Woody Allen
Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate’s Godfather.
05. Trick-or-Treat
Tricking is less calorific than treating.
06. Hoffmoween
Phil Hoffman’s scariest as himself.
07. Excuses
My dog ate this video description.
08. Presentation
The best presentation in the history of history class.
09. Driving
Learning to drive is as easy as eating pie. It’s very hard.
10. Woody Allen 2
Where there’s a will, there’s a way too talkative.
11. Naked
Bodyguard’s in his birthday suit.
12. Fired
Bodyguard gets a pink slip. Oooooh, pink!
13. Hired
One girl’s trash is another girl’s bodyguard.
14. Photo Shoot
A face that only her sister could love.
15. Bath
Rub-a-dub-dub, Ashley wants some love.
16. Presentation 2
I put my Louisiana Purchase on my Amex.
17. Conference
Bodyguard and Professor go head-to-fat-head.
18. Sexy Time
Ashley won’t take gross for an answer.
19. Sick
It’s not bulimia when you haven’t eaten.
20. Confession
Mary-Kate gets D and dirty with G almighty.
21. Church
The lord is my shepherd, but lambswool makes me itchy.
22. Vegas (1)
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23. Vegas (2)
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24. Vegas (3)
Deserts are even scarier than desserts.
25. Vegas (4)
Mary-Kate tweets her way to safety.
26. Gold Rush
Is a gold rush when Tiffany’s has a sale?
27. Presentation 3
Always present on an empty stomach.