

It’s tough to date coworkers, especially when they fear death.

The closest way to a woman’s heart… is through her ribcage.

One is a master of dark arts, the other is an incompetent employee. We honestly can’t tell which is which.

The Phantom looks for true love with help from Gale. Tip 1: No fires.

CollegeHumor’s most masked employee crashes a BustedTees think tank.

Home is where the heart is. The pig’s heart, to be exact.

To be one of us, you must be willing to sacrifice. Your dignity.

If music be the food of love, then he’ll save the penguin meat for later.

The Phantom feels the pain of loneliness, or possibly the burns and sores that cover his body.