01. Death and Transfiguration
The Thorns throw a fundraising party, and kill their dog to stop it from barking at guests.
30min
January 15, 1988
02. Nothing Happened
Misunderstandings arise when Sloan entertains a senator's aide in his hotel room while away on business in D.C.
30min
January 22, 1988
03. The Girlfriend
Chad develops a crush on the girl next door.
30min
January 29, 1988
04. Condolence Call
Ginger goes to a funeral with Sloan, but Toinette tells people who call The Thorns' residence that Ginger went to a funeral for Sloan.
30min
February 5, 1988
05. The Maid
A woman who lives near the Thorns tells them that she's the maid for a reclusive widow, but she's really somebody else.
30min
February 12, 1988
06. The First Date
Ginger pushes her uncle to go out on a date with Mrs. Hamilton.
30min
March 4, 1988
07. The Thief
A rich classmate of Edmund's is ripping him off at school.
30min
March 11, 1988
08. The First Date
The Thorns go to psychotherapy to try to be more friendly people.
30min
March 4, 1988
09. The Rage
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30min
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10. The Horse
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30min
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11. The Prodigal Son
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30min
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12. The Dream House
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30min
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