01. Max Gillies, Bob Hawke
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July 7, 1983
02. George Best, Val Lehman
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July 14, 1983
03. Bettina Arndt, Graeme Blundell, Dita Cobb, Grant Dodwell, Gordon Elliott, Kate Fitzpatrick
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July 21, 1983
04. Linda McCartney
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July 28, 1983
05. Neville Wran, Jill Wran, Derryn Hinch
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August 4, 1983
06. Jack Absalom, Tess Alfonzi, Pro Hart, Shorty O'Neill
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August 11, 1983
07. Koo Stark, Paul Williams
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August 18, 1983
08. Rowan Atkinson, Francis James, Mike Carlton
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August 25, 1983
09. Bill Hunter, John Newcombe, Cliff Young
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September 1, 1983
10. Germaine Greer, Clive James, Cleo Laine
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September 8, 1983
11. John Dankworth, Robert Helpmann, Cleo Laine
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September 15, 1983
12. Holly Brown, Sonia McMahon, Normie Rowe, Keith Williams
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September 22, 1983
13. Rod Ansell, Eric Wilmot
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September 29, 1983
14. Lorraine Bayly, Lorrae Desmond, Rowena Wallace
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October 6, 1983
15. Her Royal Highness Princess Anne and Captain Mark Phillips
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October 13, 1983
16. Jack Newton, Jackie Newton, Ben Lexcen, Richard Stilgoe
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October 20, 1983
17. Jack Stilgoe, Richard Stilgoe
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October 27, 1983
18. Slim Dusty
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November 3, 1983
19. Rod Ansell, Michael Caine
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November 10, 1983
20. Lorraine Bayly, Lorrae Desmond, Kate Fitzpatrick, Geraldine Turner, Rowena Wallace
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November 17, 1983
21. Australian commercials
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November 24, 1983