01. Pilot
Neil meets Alicia.
02. Smiles of a Summer Night
Neil and Alicia plan their first sexual encounter.
03. Crazy for You ... and You
After Neil and Alicia break up, Neil dates his high school sweetheart.
04. Single White Eurotrash
The twin of Alicia's dead boyfriend moves in with Alicia.
05. The Week of Living Dangerously
A former boyfriend of Alicia's threatens to kill Neil.
06. Prelude to a Brisket
Alicia spends an evening with Neil's parents and wants to become like them.
07. Desperately Seeking Alicia
Neil's cousin Leslie visits and wants to be like Alicia.
08. Lovers and Other Strangers
Jonathan returns with news that he's getting married, and Alicia doesn't believe him.
09. The Heartbreak Id
When Neil and Alicia have problems in bed, Alicia goes into therapy.
10. The Secret of My Great Dress
Alicia becomes an a fashion designer and has no free time for Neil.
11. A Woman Under the Influence
Alicia is jealous when Neil flirts with the Hochman Fudge Girl.
12. Dad
Alicia's Dad returns to terrorize her current boyfriend.
13. Ted over Heels
After Ted ruins his career at Hochman Foods, Megan instantly becomes attracted to him.
14. The Panic in the Park
Neil is fired from Hochman Foods and begins searching for a new career.
15. The Player
Neil accidentally interrupts a movie shoot and is hired by the director.
16. Escape to New York
Neil moves in with Alicia, but it may ruin their relationship.
17. My Dinner with Brad Schimmel
Neil uses Alicia to impress an old rival.
18. Unforgiving
Meg gets back at Alicia by writing a B-movie about her.
19. The Bride of Marsh Man 2: The Spawning
Alicia agrees to reprise her role as bride of the Marsh Man, but only if Neil directs.
20. The Spy Who Came in from the Old
Alicia's dad announces that he's leaving the spy game and getting married.
21. The People That Time Forgot
Neil has to choose between an art opening with Alicia and a sports memorabilia show with an old high school friend.
22. The Long Goodbye
Neil and Alicia break up after Neil reads Alicia's diary.