

When RJ's shorts fall off in front of the whole school, his life is turned upside-down.

When RJ's request for Computer Club funding is denied, he runs for student government.

RJ tries out for the school musical to get closer to Jenny Swanson.

When RJ begins working to save money for a gift for Jenny Swanson's Sweet 16 birthday party, he soon learns his new employer has a strong sexual appetite, and Miles searches for a new best friend to replace RJ, due to his busy work schedule. At the end of the episode, RJ and Miles are best friends again.

RJ becomes interested in a new girl at school and discovers that she is a member of the Purity Club.

RJ lies to the jocks about his progress with Claire; Miles is busted for spreading rumors.

RJ's parents go away for the weekend, leaving him in the care of a sexy babysitter; Miles throws a party for the nerds.

While in detention, RJ befriends a tough thug; Lily tries out for the cheerleading squad.

Unable to concentrate on his tutoring with Jenny, RJ fears that he's losing his focus and failing both himself and the girl of his dreams, so he and Miles conspire to steal a cheat sheet from a teacher's house. Unfortunaley, Miles makes the mistake of getting his psychopathic Iraq War Vet brother involved, and promising the answers for other jocks at Pinkerton High.