01. The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
In this episode, which satirizes "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", everyone at Childrens Hospital gets amnesia. After that, it looks as though the only way to get rid of the amnesia is to give the amnesia... amnesia. I'm forgetful about what happens after that.
02. Staff Dance
Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.
03. Chief's Origin
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
04. Free Day
The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.
05. Behind the Scenes
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
06. The Return of the Young Billionaire
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
07. British Hospital
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
08. Ladies Night
Single mothers receive discounts.
09. A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
10. A Year In the Life
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
11. Attention Staff
Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.
12. Childrens Lawspital
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.
13. Wisedocs
The Mafia run wild in the hospital.
14. Eulogy
The death of a cast member is examined.