

An online stalker with a creepy gift; credit card problems; high-priced escort.

An autographed baseball is ruined; overly-sexual minx; unknowing participant in an infomercial.

A clumsy date gets naked; a date is temporarily blind from eye surgery; dog catcher.

A guy pays attention to everything but his date; painfully shy date; Matt's date is overly-caffeinated.

A bad poet; a germaphobe's date has a cold; a creepy date is obsessed with death.

Health nut with flatulence issues; horrible singer; sex intervention.

A date is eager to lose her virginity; know-it-all; a date ends in a 911 call.

Love poem for Mr. Romance; life coach; a guy hooks up with two others in front of his date.