
Tony gives Stan a bruising lesson in the art of self-defense.

Tea demonstrates to Abbud how to put the moves on a girl.

While ditching school in Tina’s car, Tony, Michelle and Chris get an unwelcome “ass-dial” call.

Stan and Chris search for a lost dog… and anything else they’ve lost along the way.

After Tony shocks the gang with a tale about a hot midget, Chris tops his story in a way only Chris can.

As usual, the girls hold all the cards, and Chris is just along for the ride.