01. Alternative Roots
A historical look back at the ancestors of the Goodies; Celtic Kilty (Graeme), County Cutie (Tim) and Kinda Kinky (Bill) and how they were captured by the evil television slave traders.
02. Dodonuts
Disgusted by Tim and Graeme's love of hunting, Bill vows to protect the last dodo.
03. Scoutrageous
Tim indoctrinates Bill and Graeme into the Scouts, but they take things to extremes resulting in the movement being declared illegal.
04. Punky Business
The punk phenomenon grips Britain as even grannies reject niceness.
05. Royal Command
The revised Royal Variety Show hosted by Graeme is so well received by the royal family that they enter showbiz but end up in hospital, requiring the Goodies to act as their replacements.
06. Earthanasia
It's Christmas Eve, and as The Goodies prepare for Christmas they learn that the world is about to end.