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Season 3
October 12, 2004

Season 3

The third season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. The universe is in chaos, and the final hope for humanity is two-thousand years in the past with a fast-talking computer that loves knock-knock jokes. What could possibly go wrong?

Best Laid Plans

01. Best Laid Plans

In the first episode of season 3, the Reds and Blues find themselves scattered across the universe as they attempt to hunt down evil mastermind O'Malley.

8min
October 12, 2004
Visiting Old Friends

02. Visiting Old Friends

Sarge and Caboose try to escape from a bizarre battle between two groups of unknown Red and Blue soldiers.

7min
October 24, 2004
Let's Get Together

03. Let's Get Together

O'Malley sets his evil plans in motion, while the Reds and Blues debate their next move.

6min
November 8, 2004
You're The Bomb, Yo

04. You're The Bomb, Yo

Church and Grif get used to life on the inside, while Simmons and Donut attempt to reprogram the teleporters.

6min
November 9, 2004
Make Your Time

05. Make Your Time

The Reds and Blues must work together to stop O'Malley and disable the ten megaton bomb inside Church's body.

10min
November 10, 2004
We Must Rebuild

06. We Must Rebuild

Grif and Simmons try to make sense of their new futuristic surroundings, while Caboose helps Donut with an important discovery.

3min
November 21, 2004
New Toys

07. New Toys

Sarge and Donut attempt to fix the Warthog while O'Malley and Lopez inspect their new home.

5min
December 6, 2004
The Greatest Episode Ever

08. The Greatest Episode Ever

(Episode 45.9) Available only to sponsors or on the Season 3 DVD and produced solely by Gustavo Sorola while the rest of the production crew had been out of town. This episode continues or replaces the events of episode 45, though is non-canon, and features paper cutouts as characters while portraying Simmons as a hero.

4min
December 16, 2004
We're Being Watched

09. We're Being Watched

O'Malley and Lopez receive an unexpected visitor, and the Reds intercept a transmission from an old adversary.

6min
December 17, 2004
It's A Biological Fact

10. It's A Biological Fact

The Reds and Blues meet up with Tex and plot ways to infiltrate O'Malley's compound.

5min
January 17, 2005
Heavy Metal

11. Heavy Metal

Sarge and Tex lead an offensive against O’Malley, with Caboose doing some heavy lifting.

6min
January 23, 2005
Roaming Charges

12. Roaming Charges

Church seeks help from an ancient computer, while the Reds search for the missing head of Lopez.

7min
February 14, 2005
Silver Linings

13. Silver Linings

The computer completes the teleporter and reveals its name to be Gary. Church teleports back to Blood Gulch shortly before the series begins. Another Church runs in and tells Gary to teleport him to Sidewinder instead, because he "screwed everything up." On Blood Gulch Church finds that he either has no effect, or causes the previous events by his presence.

16min
March 1, 2005
Episode 50 Part 2

14. Episode 50 Part 2

Church discovers the event of the past are hard to change, and even harder to believe.

8min
March 15, 2005
Have We Met?

15. Have We Met?

Church’s travels through time lead him into an unexpected temporal loop of confusion.

10min
March 22, 2005
Let's Come To Order

16. Let's Come To Order

Tucker shows off his new bling while the Reds monkey about.

4min
March 28, 2005
Hello My Name Is Andrew

17. Hello My Name Is Andrew

The Reds debate the source of an incoming distress signal while Caboose introduces everyone to his new friend.

5min
April 11, 2005
Defusing The Situation

18. Defusing The Situation

Church tries to placate Andy, and Grif gets the wrong idea.

5min
May 2, 2005
Calm Before The Storm

19. Calm Before The Storm

O’Malley and Lopez begin their attack… their very, very slow attack.

5min
May 9, 2005
The Storm

20. The Storm

Church tries to figure out the prophecy of the “Great Destroyer” as O’Malley’s Robot Army inches closer.

8min
May 18, 2005