01. Which Book Should Trigger Our Secret Door?
You can’t send cast members to their torture dungeon with something cliche like “Infinite Jest”.
02. Alabama’s Other Abortion Options
From school shootings to poor healthcare, Alabama offers many post-natal ways to abort children.
03. The Genius behind Cartoon Boobs (Masterclass Parody)
How else will people know if an animated character is a girl?
04. Understanding the Losers Who Use Instagram Live
We’ve got to understand the sick freaks live-streaming their lives, in order to stop them.
05. Do We Really Need Baby Boomers?
We could finally get something done about climate change!
06. When Your Favorite Old Shows Don’t Hold Up
It was a different time!
07. Do You Hate Me or Are You Just Flaky?
Your friend hates your guts but is too much of a coward to tell you.
08. She’s Terrible, and She Owns It
Meet the inspirational queen slaying the glass ceiling and terrorizing her employees.
09. Should You Give Career Advice?
Raph is back with helpful hints to know when you’re entirely unqualified to tell anyone what to do.
10. Watch My Stuff or Die Trying
No one is going near those belongings on your watch!
11. Scarlett Johansson’s Agent
It’s important to tell stories about diverse groups, and that they be played by… Scarlett Johansson?
12. Real Adults Don’t Order Dessert
Everyone has to sit and wait while the baby piggy eats its sugar bombs.
13. Oh No, This Restaurant Is Too Fancy
Nothing is more stressful than the wine list.
14. Shut Up and Buy This iPhone
What are you going to do? Switch to Android?
15. We Don’t Need Directions from Dad Anymore
Giving directions is what dads do - even for places you don’t want to go!
16. This Cool Professor Teaches Your Mom Email
If you apply yourself and focus, you CAN turn caps lock off.
17. Please Research the Person You’re Hiring
You don’t have to be a tech detective to do a quick internet search.
18. The Person Who Takes Their Halloween Costume Too Seriously
You’re ruining this party by committing too hard to your costume!
19. Breaking Up with Snapchat
Don’t bring Tik Tok into this!
20. The 5 True Horrors of Halloween
Nothing is scarier than Halloween on a weeknight.
21. I’m on a Diet, but I’ll Be Bad
Ordering fries really isn’t as evil as poison gas.
22. Four Ways to Actually Declutter Your Home
Why donate those clothes when they could sit in the back of your car forever?
23. Networking Doesn’t Work for Every Job
Rules are meant to be broken! Even if that means some planes crash.
24. Am I Doing Nothing with My Life?
Wow all my friends have done so much this year, and I… paid rent?
25. Juul CEO: No More Advertising to Kids
Save up your allowance! Juul is introducing new ways to experience your favorite vape brand.
26. What Everyone’s Actually Thinking at Thanksgiving
We can’t ALL be thankful for family!
27. Your Overly Complicated Holiday Plans
Brennan is taking seven flights, two cruises, and a Mars expedition to make the holidays perfect.
28. Don’t Call a Mech a Gundam
You can’t just throw around the term “gundam” about any mech you see! Also, Jess is cancelled.
29. Adopting a Jellicle Cat
The Jellicles have a hard time finding furever homes, who knows why? Maybe a song will help!
30. Uh, Technically, Die Hard Is a Christmas Movie
What do you want? What reaction are you trying to get? What made you this way?