

Have a shitty friend? Set them up with another shitty friend!

Other than doggy style.

Advice from a girl who was recently dumped and totally doesn’t mind at all, you guys.

It’s cold as a witch’s teat. Or a regular girl’s teat.

A guide to making your furry friend even more purr-fect.

Because “it’s all like, bullshit dude”.

The climax is gonna be out of this world.

Douchebags are an occupational hazard.

Adam is here to tell you why everything you know is wrong.

Who’s a good voyeur? You are!

If the best thing about your childhood was a TV show, maybe it was already ruined.

He likes football, cold beer, and not having a shred of originality.

If you feel like a failure, it’s probably because you relatively are.

Organized religion freaks me out, but this is kind of cool.

We can’t all be Jon Snow.

You can’t afford to buy the Apple Watch. She can’t afford to feed her kids.

The world’s most adorable/perverted game show.

Because the most luxurious treatment is the silent treatment.

In order to move out of your parents’ basement, you must first move into your parents’ basement.