01. Honest Rec Sports Commercial
Where alcoholics can pose as shitty athletes.
02. What It’s Like to Have Insomnia
This is why the fuck you can’t get to sleep.
03. Teen Slang, Updated for Adults
Just give up. You’re an adult now.
04. Your Desk: The Hottest New Lunch Spot
Still less depressing than the Olive Garden.
05. Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (1)
Yeah, these are real.
06. Asking for a Raise in Your Relationship
If only it were that easy.
07. Ronda Rousey vs. Everything
The laws of time simply do not apply to Ronda Rousey.
08. Balloon Animal Challenge: Darth Vader on the Toilet
Because we needed to know how a sith takes a shit.
09. How to Neg Your Parents
Manipulating your parents into loving you forever.
10. Every Beauty Vlogger Ever
I’m just your average dork who loves makeup!
11. Pick-Up Artist or Serial Killer? (The Game Show)
It’s a sad day when the guys you’re dating are scarier than serial killers.
12. Mascara: Look Not Sick!
Finally, a product to stop guys from asking if you’re tired.
13. The Guy Who’s Way Too Competitive (with Jeremy Sisto)
This isn’t the YMCA.
14. The Person at Your Party Who Never Leaves
Ain’t no party like the after party, because you never have to leave.
15. What Sex with the Coen Brothers Must Be Like
A nice, thick plot. And can we talk about that climax?
16. We Challenge You Not to Yawn
It’s like your throat is thirsty for air.
17. Things That Cost Less than Candy Crush
The sad truth about the Candy Crush Saga.
18. Fake Venmo Will Save You So Much Money
Because scamming your friends out of money isn’t just fun, it’s also sadly necessary at times.
19. Americans Eat Japanese Toys for the First Time
Mind. Blown.
20. All Star Wars Characters Have Stupid Names
Great movies, super stupid names.
21. Periods Aren’t That Gross
Here are all the really true, unexaggerated facts about periods!
22. What’s Inside Donald Trump’s Pockets
Just what you might have imagined, but more Trump-y.
23. What’s Inside Bernie Sanders’ Pockets
Only 1% of the contents are useful.
24. Stop Making Guns So Sick
How’s that for gun control?
25. Buy Food Ethically, Unless It’s Too Hard
It’s so important to buy local, unless you don’t feel like it.
26. Donald Trump: Show Us Your Penis
Pics or GTFO. Actually, just get the fuck out.
27. What’s Inside Hillary Clinton’s Pockets
Just your standard older lady pocket book, with millions from J.P. Morgan.
28. How to Make Pizzaroni Roly-Poly Pullaparts! Full Recipe
Don’t forget the olive.
29. Financial Tips for Broke People
You don’t have to have money to manage it.
30. The Paleo Diet for Cavemen
It’s true, fad diets have been around since the dawn of time.