01. The Bucket of Truth
A Realtor shows a house featuring the "Bucket of Truth" and a "Hot Chicks Room". Also featuring the Unabomber and his Girl Scout friend Cassie.
02. Poo Stick
Big Red Cat gets harassed by a poo stick while performing mini-movies.
03. Saigon Suicide Show
In an attempt to destabilize society by eradicating prejudice, the UCB host a benefit featuring the Saigon Suicide Squad.
04. Power Marketing
"Power Marketing" guru Duke reveals the secret of his success: a new brain. Also, a new recruit is hired in the hyperminimalist office building, and the secret of the ass pennies is revealed.
05. Children's Revolution
A pro-union puppet show at the elementary school incites one boy to stand up to his bullying school-bus driver.
06. The Story of the Toad
People use the heartwarming story of the toad to bring meaning to their lives.
07. Lady of The Lake
A frat guy dates the Lady of the Lake, who bores him with the story of how she once presented King Arthur with Excalibur.
08. Time Machine
Andy goes back in time to play cards with Jesus and President Truman.
09. Cyborgs
The UCB's cyborg project goes wrong.
10. The Little Donny Foundation
Little Donny has a giant penis....but doesn't know it.