Season 1

Next time Campbell calls, let it go to voicemail.

One day we'll live in a world where carjackers and cowboys can live in harmony.

If you've got projectiles, flaunt it.

He's just like all the other henchman. Don't treat him any differently.

There's only one way to open a DK barrel: The wrong way.

It's all fun and games until someone gets their spine ripped out.

I guess that's why she's "Ms." PacMan.

Those fighting green monsters are real sticklers about parking violations.

Love is gross.

Studying is for humans.

Peach is gonna hit them with a turnip. Or a lawsuit.

She's got some ghosts in her closet.

He's been hit by, he's been struck by hypocritical criminals.

Sometimes you need to walk a mile with someone else in your stomach.

No details

Sonic's only weakness is motion sickness.

It's better to blow up than to fade away.

They're cool, but rude. And low on health.

They're not going to let a little thing like a zombie apocalypse get them down.

They're killing two birds with one slingshot.

They've doomed the world to a future of mushroom cuts and N' Sync.

All it takes is one rogue banana.

Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.

He's got a fiery temper.

The only thing more precious than gold rings: Oxygen.

Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.

Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.