Season 1

Mike attends a party and ends up spending the night with a magazine's features editor. And then her boyfriend. And husband. Or was it the milkman...

Mike's attempts at keeping up appearances catch up with him when he runs out of excuses for stopping an old teacher dropping in to visit at his mansion block address. Luckily, a chance street encounter proves to be of use.

After a potentially sticky situation at a private members' club, Mike ends up doing the rounds at a nearby hospital.

Mike's shocked to hear that a doorman is about to retire, 35 years under his belt, with not so much as a handshake from his employer, and resolves to do something about it.

Charged with attempting to rob Peel Street Magistrates Court, Mike finds himself in front of a female who is not wholly disposed to his charms: the judge. He recounts a tale of window cleaners, sheep and orchestral picnics.

After befriending a girl in a library, Mike finds himself invited to meet her parents at the weekend - in disguise as the boyfriend she's just broken up with.

After following an attractive young woman into an empty house, Mike Upchat finds himself playing the part of interior designer.