01. Stealing, Addiction, Prom
Forrest is requested to review shoplifting, cocaine addiction, and going to the prom (although he is in his forties).
02. Sex Tape, Racist, Hunting
Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences including making a sex tape, being a racist, and hunting.
03. Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes
Forrest hits rock bottom after divorcing Suzanne and forcing himself to eat an unhealthy number of pancakes.
04. Celebrity, Batman
Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences including sleeping with a celebrity and being Batman.
05. Best Friend, Space
Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences including having a best friend and going to space.
06. Road Rage, Orgy
Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences that include road rage and going to an orgy.
07. Revenge, Getting Rich, Aching
Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences that include revenge, getting rich quick, and being institutionalized.
08. Marry, Run, Party
Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences including getting married, running from the law, and being the life of the party.
09. Quitting, Last Day, Irish
Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences including quitting your job, Carpe Diem, and being Irish.