
Gayle learns of the Ivy League "common app," which enables an applicant to submit to multiple Ivy schools all in one fell swoop. She becomes obsessed with the app, until she hears from Bonnie that Brendan (bleugh!) will be using the UNcommon app.

Bonnie does her best to sabotage Gayle's luncheon with a store-bought pie.

Gayle forms a support group for survivors of interactions with invasively playful Trader Joe's cashiers.