01. Crime And Punishment
Burnbaum's mother takes over the school as Vice Principal and turns Lambton Junior High into a prison! The punishment theme is explored further, culminating in a prison movie parody, ""Lambton Detention Express"".
02. Self-Improvement
The whole school is freaking out when it's Yearbook picture day, and everyone scrambles to look half decent for posterity. Beau tries to sell a home liposuction kit on his Shopping Channel.
03. Popularity
School uniforms are introduced so everyone looks the same. Zoe launches a protest against it and craziness ensues. Tek is ""dissed"" by the most popular girl in school on his ""Tek's Niche"" program.
04. School Safety
Ridiculous new harsh safety rules are enforced in the school where even teeth are removed as dangerous weapons! Burnbaum stars in a bloody sequel to Shakespeare's ""Macbeth""!
05. Relatively Speaking
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06. Love, Exciting And New
Another school dance, and everyone's love problems get revealed. The gang don't have dates and decide to go as a group of losers! A new product called the ""Babe Magnet"" attracts women with the flick of a switch!